i wanna open a clothing store that goes from really feminine clothing on one side of the shop to really masculine on the other but without labels, it all just kind of blends and goes on a gradient so that all of the clothes are unisex, instead of just the male ones because apparantly female clothing can’t be unisex and that’s fucking dumb
I WOULD SHOP THERE SO HARD. DO THE THING.
Don’t even fucking speak to me if you don’t have this hair style.
depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that cant be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you cant fucking fix them in the same sense that you cant cure cancer by making someone smile.
This HOLY FUCK
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
if you get one of these messages, don’t click on it because it’ll redirect you to a fake login page that’ll hijack your account if you try to use it
I got one, and deleted it. Be careful, friends, and don’t take any chances with these things.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
Even the Icelanders call it ananas and they’re anti-loanword linguistic purists.